More Diaper Tales

June 23, 2007 · Filed Under Uncategorized 

Today, Cooper decided to urinate as I was changing his diaper. Since the last diaper story, I learned my lesson, and now cover the little urine factory with a cloth to keep myself from being squirted. Unfortunately, the cloth doesn’t protect the surface of the changing table, so midway through the change, Cooper was laying in a pool of his own urine.

“Well, there’s nothing unusual about that!”, you seasoned parents may say. I’d agree with you. What surprised me the most was his reaction: a smile. He was actually smiling back at me while semi-immersed in pee. I’m sure it was the warmth of the liquid, and the relief he felt. He was ticked off once we started cleaning him up, and his scream of death seem to say “Put me back in my puddle of piss, you worthless troglodytes!”

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