The Bang Factor

June 3, 2008 · Filed Under Fatherhood 

I’m just now learning something that is clearly a science to Cooper: every object has a bang factor. If you’re not quite sure of what I mean by this, read on, and it should become clear to you if you’re a parent of a young child. I define the Bang Factor (BF) as the quality of noise produced when one object is stricken against another. For example, a small stuffed animal has a very low BF (low noise output) when it’s pounded against a glass coffee table. On the other hand, a metal object, when hit against the same glass table, has a very high BF. However, when the same metal object comes into contact with carpet, the BF is reduced significantly. A higher BF seems to elicit more frequent strikes and, thus, interest, than a low BF, which will often lead Cooper to seek out objects with higher BFs.

Cooper’s ability to predict beforehand which objects have a high BF is improving with time, as he is more quickly able to eliminate those objects which don’t have a significant BF. We have not yet collected enough data to determine if high BF activity is detrimental to parents, though there is some anecdotal evidence.

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4 Responses to “The Bang Factor”

  1. James on June 5th, 2008 6:25 pm

    Luke is definitely testing the BF of about everything in our house. Great observation!

  2. Julia on June 9th, 2008 9:58 am

    How else is a one-year-old supposed to learn physics? The gravity game gets old once one has achieved mobility.

  3. Rob on June 9th, 2008 9:28 pm

    And it already has gotten old. Now it’s more of the “Let’s see how many times I can go back and open the same cabinet mom and dad have pulled me away from” game :-)

  4. Rob on June 9th, 2008 9:47 pm

    James: Today, one of our windows actually took a beating. I was worried for a few seconds, but the window withstood the test and remains intact.

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